Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

Spudling

A weird person or persons

*See man acting strange at the train station*
You Say: Look at that Spudling

by dannyface March 17, 2009

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

Spanking

Awsome or good

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"

by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018

merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.

I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.

by Lester Bone December 16, 2011

spackling

when one's pussy or anus is filled with come, and you queef or fart, spraying it out all over your partner's body

The look of Jason's face was priceless after his girlfriend farted, who's ass he just came in, spackling his entire chest.

by deadlittlebunny December 26, 2009