scratty

The whole of EAST london, especially the dwellers of this vile part of london, If you ever have the misfortune of visiting the stratford mall you will understand!! Its like a ghetto, along with the animals who inhabit the place.
This shithole is due to have a international rail terminal complete within the next few years, people are going to come here thinking its a heavy place and ting and there gonna be greeted with this scratty shopping centre and the apes that live dere

What gwonin wid dis place it be scratty

Dem peeps be proper scratty

SCRATFORD

by cheefee January 2, 2004

Splatter-Paint

The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.

Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.

by Jewexican May 27, 2006

sprat

to bone.

i spratted your mum last night.

by dan November 12, 2003

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

spattle

to have a big row or fight

lets have a spattle coz u r annoying me

by bethan binks February 7, 2007

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

Splatter Britches

Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.

Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!

Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!

by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015