Hiney Sludge

Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.

Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”

“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”

Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”

by NippleBob Crane May 23, 2022

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tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.

Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

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