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spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.
I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

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Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.
by Richter ass November 5, 2010
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sire

To father a child, usually unintentionally.
"Shit, I should have wrapped it up on Spring Break... I can't believe I sired a kid!!!"
by ACNY August 23, 2006
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the shire

An area of Sydney where the locals seem to think it's "God's country"..

Just an isolated hole with filled with wax heads, surfy skanks, a nuclear reactor in close proximity and a bunch of know-nothing fucktards.
I would never like to buy a house in the shire, it's the shittest place in the world.
by cookieboy June 13, 2005
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Shire Rats

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
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John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

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John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
by therestofaustraliahatesyou October 15, 2009
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got a spare smoke

a commonly used phrase by homeless people , bums and degenerates who cant afford there own smokes and think for some reason your pack came with extras
coming out of a bar , hey man .. got a spare smoke ?
by non smoker February 4, 2010
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Sirenfal

See: Avolition:Sirenfal
by sirenfal December 28, 2012
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Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.
Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018
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