oil spill 

oil spill- when it hot outside and you have to run to the toilet and dont make it in time.

I was walking down the street, then kicked it into high gear, B-lined to nearest crapper unsuccessfully and had an oil spill.

oil spill by terrance ward April 25, 2007

BP Oil Spill 

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

BP Oil Spill by TacoMann August 20, 2010

don't spill the soup 

An expression saying "don't get raped when you're going out to eat by yourself"

Dude 1: did you heard. Jessie spilled the soup last night on her way to McDonalds.
Dude 2: wow! Poor Jessie.
Dude 1: I know right! so don't spill the soup bro!

don't spill the soup by CandyEater127 July 10, 2016

oil spill 

oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!

Man 1: I'm going to oil spill your lady friend

oil spill by hobbitchaser May 10, 2011

Obama Spill Darkening Solution 

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

Obama Spill Darkening Solution by topmountain August 17, 2010

muffin spill 

Adjective that refers to the overflowing of fat when a girl wears jeans and/or pants that are too tight for her. Similar to the term muffin top

"You have muffin top in those pants"

"Look at that chick's muffin spill"

muffin spill by feefifo December 14, 2008

Crotch Spill 

To pee your pants

I'm so excited, I might have a crotch spill!!

Crotch Spill by pizzapizza June 6, 2011