Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.

She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up

by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020

spazmoid

the official term when a 'spaz' is being annoying.

"aaron u fat nonce" "stfu you spazmoid"

by minecraft hacker 42069, 123 November 15, 2020

Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Spazmodeos

Means someone that is taking a poop wile spazzing out, or losing control

I am having a bad spazmodeos, please get me some help

by Saintgirl January 21, 2021

SeasMONG

Those who spend time playing seasons on fifa as opposed to the far superior ultimate team.

-What game mode are you playing on fifa?
- “Seasons”
- you are a “SeasMONG”

by Sloshywizard September 21, 2021

spazmount

a spaz, but a fucking huge spaz

why are you such a spazmount?

by bigsoggyballs November 23, 2021

Spazmosis

The process of losing brain cells when around stupid people. Similar to osmosis, the way plants absorb light, people can absorb stupidity. Stupidity being contagious. You CAN catch stupid.

I'm suffering the effects of spazmosis being around these idiots. Yes, you can catch stupid.

by RonTheBaptist August 27, 2022