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spark-pod

An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.

An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.

A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.

An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.

A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.

i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.

Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.

The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.

Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.

That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019
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Spark

When you want to Beat Up someone or heavily injure them
Oh fam take one more step and mums I’ll spark you
by Mide Ogunware April 4, 2019
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Sparadax

This is what you can call all your voices in your head when youre fucked up on LSD or Shrooms. The voice in my head is constantly trying to come with a word that kinda sounds like: Sparadox, Sparacopter etc etc.
Damn, i am so fucke..... Spara... sparacopter.... sparadox.... sparadoxer... sparadax!! Wuuuuahahahsifkdnnd
by Blæddboy November 29, 2020
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sparati

a loving word which means 'thank you'. It is a word that you can also use in the morning after someone says good morning to you<3. It is widely used among young people in Italy
Marco: oh it's Monday morning, good morning Val!

Val: sparati.
by lilhoeval November 21, 2021
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Sarkarmasm

The rightful and appropriate payback someone receives when they fail to recognize crafty, witty sarcasm. Delivered in its original form of sarcasm.
She totally didn’t get it that I was being sarcastic, so I waited for my sarkarmasm moment.
by SnarkyMinotaur January 12, 2022
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spark knight

‘Spark Knight Klee of the Knights of Favonius reporting for duty!’

one of Genshin Impact ‘Klee’s’ many titles.
by kuriko kumiko March 7, 2022
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Spark Muppet

A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
by kidfromokc April 30, 2023
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