drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.

man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!

by cmoore April 18, 2004

Silf

Sister I'd LOVE to fuck

Erin's sister is SUCH a silf;)

by erinssisterlover101 June 9, 2009

bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.

Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."

by smoove65 January 26, 2011

Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.

"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

by A victim of the Pilson Sniff May 21, 2010

Ass sniff-itis

The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.

Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.

by J.Christo March 2, 2010

Anal Sniffer

Usually consists of nose to anus confrontation, where the person sniffs up large amounts of fragrance from the anus and then stops and says that things are going way to serious.

Gay Guy: "Imran is such a Anal Sniffer, when he was sniffing my anus he suddenly told me things were getting way too serious, what a fag!"

by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005

SILF

A person's sister you will like to fuck

I told my friend he had a silf

by ApocalypticaX November 1, 2009