Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017

Trouser Snake

The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesn't provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake can't frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponent's face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.

Candy surprised a sleeping Trouser Snake by grabbing it around the neck - in response, the Trouser snake stood up and spit a mouthful of white goo onto her chest.

by MightyTightyWhities July 29, 2009

solid snake

The soldier hired by Foxhound and later by philanthropy. Destroyed a ton of metal gears.There isn't much he hasn't done. No matter what anyone else says Snake would pwn Sam Fischer*or whatever the hell*. He is also a ladies man and got it on with some hotties.

Damn I feel like Solid snake....

by Ari M. April 13, 2005

Solid Snake

The greatest soldier that ever lived. Was part of the "Les Enfants Terrables" project, and is one of the three surviving clones of Big Boss He enjoys snapping peoples necks and beating the crap out of anyone who tries to kill him. An expert at weapons and combat. The best ever.

"Hey look its Solid Snake! He can beat anyone up!"

by rpgmaster776 December 17, 2004

snaked

To get stabbed in the back or be generally
screwed over by someone

1.That fucker just snaked me.
2.I though he could be trusted but he
snaked me.

by camman March 18, 2005