Snarf

a sneeze, fart, and cough all at once

Oh no! I think I’m about to snarf!! *proceeds to snarf* Awe man i snarfed.

by Hubert Herbert November 25, 2020

snarf

Sniff women's bicycle seats.

I love to snarf Mary's saddle after a long, sweaty ride.

by Sk8nter Boy December 4, 2019

Snarf

To hold someone down and sniff and lick armpits

Jay waits until kat is asleep and snarfs her armpits

by Lord carnage September 10, 2021

snarfed

to get really fucked up.
as in drunk.

why? because we said so.

"I was so snarfed.... when I plummeted off of a cliff. And died."

by grand master flash March 21, 2009

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

snarf

someone who farts in the tub and then eats the bubbles as they surface

DId you know johnny eats fart bubbles in the tub? Hes a total snarf

by Fuckface!123 July 9, 2021

Snarf

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

by klgdino July 26, 2016