scat snack

scat-snack: A comestible product usually consisting of a large bag of potato chips and human excrement. It is prepared by removing some of the chips, and then shitting in the bag. After this, the shit is covered with a fresh layer of potato chips. The bags thus prepared are usually left in school buses during field trips, to be discovered by some hapless passer-by.

Tommy thought he scored when he grabbed the bag of Doritos off someone’s seat. Unfortunately, he found out the hard way that he was eating a scat snack.

by Superdudester May 18, 2006

Snack Rat

A male or female that is stingy, lives off other people mainly hence they wait for crumbs (opportunities) to come to them. They are a common breed and display traits of being "loose" or just a plain loser.

Other slang: Snackratacus (ultimate snack rat)

Dude you shouldn't hook up with her, she's a total snack rat.

Man, he didn't even pay for anything this weekend..I think we just got snack rated by king snackratacus

by Ak_Rowdy March 7, 2012

Snackadoodle

A doodle that snacks

Yeet, a snackadoodle

by bananananananananannana May 23, 2019

Booty Snacker

one who snacks on booty

"Damnnnnn look at that mofo"
"He's snackin on some serious booty over there"
"Yum Yum Yum"
"He's such a booty snacker"

by matt beemans brother May 4, 2009

short snack

A snack that is obtained and consumed in a short amount on time; usually in less than five minutes.

"Grab a short snack and get to bed!" Dad.

by Starkblast19 November 6, 2017

Snack

A person that is attractive

Boo Radley is a real snack.

by TheRoboticsWizard December 4, 2017

ass snacker

one who licks/bites/eats a bit of ass. A lesser form of ass muncher.

johnny is an ass muncher, but johnny's sister is an ass snacker.

by Cgeier August 16, 2006