Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

Smooth operator

The definition of a smooth operator is Caoilfhinn O Donoghue and Ellen Fitzgerald after exactly 4 pints of orchard thieves

Don’t need to ask he’s a smooth operatorrrrrrr

by Smoothoperator74 June 19, 2023

smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt July 23, 2008

smooth jazz

A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!".

Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."

Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"

by M. Bracey January 8, 2009

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

Smooth Move, Ajax

When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).

“Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth

“Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items

Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax

by anonymous February 4, 2021

smooth nugget turd

a Vienna sausage

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"

by 1jeaner1 August 1, 2021