Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

eastcoast smoothie

when a male eats a marshmellow out of a female's butt hole

hey did you hear about jason?
The Ginger?
Yea, he gave brian an eastcoast smoothie!
Really?
Yea, its on his facebook

by S.MClaxer April 18, 2008

Alabama Smoothie

When a man skull-fucks a woman until she pukes all over his cock, then uses the puke as lubricant to fuck her ass and/or pussy.

"My man pulled an Alabama Smoothie last night."

"How was it?"

"puke feels good in your ass!"

by alabamanator October 28, 2009

smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011

hot smoothie

Anal sex while the taker poops.

"...And then she started to poop!"
"Oh man, hot smoothie!"

by Jeff MacDonald July 23, 2006

Chicken Smoothie

A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.

Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...

by scabbed wings October 16, 2015

smoothie

Blow job

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003