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ass milkshake

when you put a bottle of milk up a girls butt, and she shakes what her mama gave her. take the bottle out and there you have it a nice bottle of ass milkshake.
she made him an ass milkshake
by hellxhope May 28, 2014
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Lobster Milkshake

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.
"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."
by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017
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Oreo Cookie Milkshake

A sex position where the male engages in anal sex with a woman and ejaculates inside her. He then proceeds to insert a straw into her anus and sip the acquired taste of anal juice and semen mixture into his mouth. Snowballing with your partner afterwards is optional.
Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass like that and she let me have an oreo cookie milkshake after i finished.
by jimbo234 April 27, 2010
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Milkshake

Would you people shut the hell up about that milkshake song!? You've mentioned it *counts* 9 TIMES, I think we get it. Sillies, a milkshake is a tasty treat you get by mixing ice cream with milk..or something. Yummers!
by Tifa November 24, 2003
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Milwaukee Milkshake

The act of breastfeeding your child or partner while taking a shit on the toilet.
Baby Jean had not eaten in hours, so while mommy Jean was shitting , she popped a tit in baby’s mouth and gave her a fresh frothy Milwaukee milkshake.
by alli_v13 August 17, 2019
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Swedish Milkshake

A sexual act similar to titty fucking, but with the additional element of erotic lactation. Particularly popular in the nordic and scandinavian countries, it involves a woman who is currently nursing, or is otherwise able to lactate, stimulating a man's penis between her breasts by squeezing them together around the shaft. At the same time the man stimulates the woman's nipples to help her release milk. If done correctly you'll both need a good shower afterward because you'll be covered in a mixture of milk and semen.
"Honey your tits look amazing tonight! Do you think you'll have enough supply to make a swedish milkshake later?"
by omjo34 October 22, 2016
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gay milkshake

When you poor an ice cream milk shake down your boyfriends ass and eat it.
Tommy that gay bitch with curly hair just gave his boyfriend a gay milkshake.
by Samual929 October 5, 2007
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