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smeeger

Your starting to smell like a smeeger.
by IHN September 12, 2013
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smeggy lips

Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.
Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"
by imProsper May 6, 2014
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siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick
Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.
by PainGang666 May 5, 2016
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Smeegled

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...
Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.
by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016
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siegi

Strong, loving, and kind. A man of honesty and respect. One who will do anything for the happiness of others but won't let others walk all over him. One who stands up for what is right and one who listens. A believer of faith. One who is sure in his steps. One who never gives up.
That dude is so Siegi.
by Liljonny27 December 20, 2016
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Smeggletwats

I was just informed by my gynecologist that I suffer from a severe case of smeggletwats.
by Gypsykoukla June 25, 2017
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Siege the castle

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.
I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.
by Riq1982 November 1, 2017
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