Definitions by Riq1982

Siege the castle 

A game where one person clinches their butt cheeks while the other tries to penetrate them.

I was trying to siege the castle, but I wasn't making any ground.

Siege the castle by Riq1982 November 1, 2017

The Trebuchet 

The medieval version of the donkey punch.

I wasn't making any ground when we were playing siege the castle so I gave her the trebuchet to ensure my victory.

The Trebuchet by Riq1982 November 1, 2017