by Pedro30834 October 23, 2009
Get the Banana Smackmug. A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.
That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.
by Hateful! May 15, 2006
Get the Smack in the chopsmug. The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.
by LazyBstrd05 May 22, 2005
Get the Cack Smackmug. ex. If your girl friend doesn't stop bitching, well then you just back hand her or "pimp smack" her til she stops.
by mike trainor March 16, 2003
Get the Pimp Smackmug. Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.
by Ericka May 30, 2006
Get the vagina smacksmug. verb
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.
Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.
Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.
Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.
Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.
Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.
Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.
by DJ Totoro July 28, 2008
Get the cunny-smackingmug. Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009
Get the smacks o'clockmug.