slooskie

a really slutty and loose girl or possibly a male. one who will slob on anyones knob.

Yo, I just hooked up with the dirtiest slooskie at the party. I feel nasty as shiiii bro.

by lilmamag September 15, 2010

slosh my knob

Sloshing the knob is a phrase for a blowjob.

Sloshing is the noise of water or liquid (an onomatopoeia).

Knob is slang for a penis.

Hence, sloshing the knob constructs the imagery of a blowjob.

Variations include sloshing the knob, sloshing my knob, would you like your knob sloshed, and so forth.

Daniel: Hey, want to slosh my knob?
Alyssa: Not now, I have morning breath.

by secretyellowjedi June 1, 2011

sloished

Insanely drunk

Man I was so sloished last night, I had ten shots of tequila and ten jagerbombs! I chundered everywhere!

by newnsy November 7, 2011

sloshy ski trap

girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt

sloshy ski trap

by smailliw January 16, 2014

Sloshy bint

A term to describe a lady of whom looks and acts like a messy slut.

A "sloshy bint" will think they can have anything they want. When really they only get the D from desperate guys.

"I wouldn't touch her mate, she is a sloshy bint"

by Wellimtom May 3, 2014

slobster butter

The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.

" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."

by Fuck shit ass March 16, 2016

Slosh Noggin

A strong residual hangover after a night of perfect pussies, wet willies, and punching lights. Too much movement out of the safety of one's bed will cause the sensation of Jesus parting the red sea within their dome.

Travis: Still trying to go for a ride?
Caleb: Yeah, hope our hangovers recover in time to hang.
Travis: That's pretty necessary. Don't want slosh noggin on a bike ride.

by kickpushpull July 22, 2016