Swinderman

a man who lacks a chin, has nipples located right above the anal cavity, and smells like mail pouch tobacco.

Wow, whats his problem? He's just a Swinderman

by Us People April 22, 2006

spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)

stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.

by ink_addict_rob June 6, 2010

Spiderman

Your having sex doggystyle with a girl and right before you cum you pull out and cum in your hand, then you tell the girl to turn around and you throw it in her face, hence the name spiderman.(not reccomended if this girl is your girlfriend and/or life....unless shes really kinky)

you should've been at my izacs party last night. i had sex with this girl and did the spiderman, hahaha she was pissed!

by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007

Reverse Spiderman

A form of sexual fingering that uses only the middle and ring fingers simultaneously.

"Yo, this chick was all like, 'Reverse spiderman me, bitch,' and I totally did." (Followed by high-five)

by handsomevirgil January 10, 2010

siderman

god mc, used to declare someone as dope.

The dude chillin' with the Old English and the mad bitches is Siderman.

by FJPreems November 15, 2006

[spiderman]

where a guy is having sex wit a woman an pulls out right when he is ready to cum jacks himself off an flings the cum off his hand all over her face.

dude i played spiderman on this C U NEXT TUESDAY last nite HAAA. She was pissed

by mecarcrazy December 22, 2008

Spiderman Hand

Manual stimulation of the clitoris internally and externally wherein the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina while the index and pinky fingers rest against the lower labia/inter thighs and the palm against the upper labia and clitoris. The middle and ring fingers are then curled toward the palm in a trigger/hook motion.

His Spiderman Hand game left me weak and shaking.

by anonymous September 6, 2020