skeetbang 

Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.

A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.

Lets go round up some skeetbangs and run a train.

skeetbang by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008

Skeetbag 

Slang term for a used condom.

someone was having sex last night, there are skeetbags all over the floor.

Skeetbag by FSTZ April 26, 2008

skeet job 

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at

"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."

skeet job by JELMS January 19, 2010

Skeet skeet!! 

cum shot, jizz shot...

skeet skeet in your eye..

Skeet skeet!! by r0addawg October 30, 2003

skeetality 

1) a very unkown fatality in the original Mortal Kombat, where the legendary Liu Kang finishes off an enemy by skeeting all over his opponent, suffocating them his massive fountain of jizz.

2) a prominent user seen on the US west server of WC3, often pwning noobs in DotA Allstars.

1) Gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! OMFG Dude what the hell, I've only seen a skeetality irl!!

2) Double Kill!!.....leaver detected...BANNED....Triple Kill!!..leaver detected...DOUBLE BANNED. GG RM.

skeetality by skeetality May 30, 2009

skeet skeet bandit 

A sexual bandit, not unlike Glenn Quagmire from "Family Guy." A skeet skeet bandit is known for his desire to hook up with females, skeet i.e. ejaculate on them, and then disappear.

-Yo herbs, whatd u do last night?
-Mayne i knutted on this hoes face, then took off.
-The skeet skeet bandit strikes again.

skeet skeet bandit by sensimillia October 9, 2008

skeet burrito 

When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.

When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.

John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.

skeet burrito by Youtube: Smile4CommunityCam January 6, 2011