wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.

Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation

by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009

Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.

Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.

by Team Asunder February 22, 2011

sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

now that is a sticky situation!

by BBBBob October 28, 2006

Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010

win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se

Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/

by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010

A sticky situation

A sticky situation

A sticky situation is a situation which is very problematic and complicated, making them really fun to gossip about with friends

Jodee- IVE GOT ANOTHER STICKY SITUATION!
friend- OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING IN MATHS!

by McDonald’sFriesAreBae October 17, 2019

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005