shonkin

the definition of " a shonkin" is an overly welsh person with a stupid welsh name who quite often drives a shit vauxhall nova 1.2 and no doubt lives in a farm and go's to town with a pastel coloured ben sherman shirt!

look at meurig, what a fuckin shonkin twat

by mojo matt evans December 25, 2007

shwank'n pank

It's another way of signaling to your roommate that you want to whack off and for them to leave the room without actually having to explain it.

Yoo, I want to shwank'n pank, ya dig?

by schify September 11, 2007

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

shwanky

the act of being a goober lover...
maldy in love with one whom is offically a goober

sean is shwanky for her..

by dannielle July 29, 2004

Shwank

Another meaning for penis;
Hanging low.

My shwank is swinging

by Dan Cordeiro January 19, 2004

Shonk

A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.

Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.

by The Waddler November 2, 2004