Stuffing

1. A thanksgiving food

2. Blowing a fat load over some dumb bitches asshole, then making a fist and shoving the cum into her wide asshole.

I was stuffing this blonde big assed chick and she was screaming and moaning, then a bismarcked her and said, "Mrs. Donlon, shut your slut ass up, before your downsyndrome husband wakes his retarded ass up."

by GODZILLA COCK 69 March 1, 2003

cock stuffing

Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.

ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*

by Scarred Eyeballs October 1, 2007

Shuttling

Doing triple digits on an interstate or major highway with all four of your windows down.

Me and Nick were shuttling on the Garden State Parkway on the way to the Jersey Shore...then we got pulled over.

by mIKE sAERg February 26, 2009

shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man

by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008

Swiffling

The act of being a red neck and sneaking out of the house to get really drunk by hooping moonshine.

My favorite thing to do when I was a youngin', was goin' out to the back forty and swiffling.

by A Symbol of Hope March 21, 2009

stuffing socks

The act of a woman aplying a tampon.

Crap, I just saw my gurlie stuffing socks!

by blahblahboy March 7, 2009

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011