The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.
by MC PC October 25, 2009
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A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"
by the chene August 29, 2006
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the hottest being on the planet
im gonna go on a date with shrek
shrek daddy~
by zred2006 February 08, 2022
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If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄
by papiisshrexy October 20, 2020
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beau a total beau
did you see Shrek that's beau
by yyyyaaaaaaaaaassssssssss April 12, 2022
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a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.
Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!
by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer March 19, 2018
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an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
oh wow shrek you have big feet
by clogglegod July 07, 2019
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