Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Shreking

Eating ass on a hot day when swamp ass is a factor.

She was sweating like a hog but it didn’t stop him from shreking that swamp ass.

by Bungtastical July 2, 2022

Shreking

Eating ass on a hot day when the recipient has a case of swamp ass.

She was sweating like a hog so he went shreking.

by Bungtastical July 2, 2022

Shrodinger's BLM

When someone says BLM, but does not specify Black Lives Matter or Blue Lives Matter

Person 1: Just saw this Instagram post of someone saying blm

Person 2: let’s hope he’s not racist. This case of Shrodinger's BLM can really go either way.

Person 1: I hope not, the guy who posted was black

by WildCoomChase July 12, 2022

shrodinger's pizza

When you dont know if a food has been eaten or not, at a probability close to 50/50, you could use the expression "shrodinger's pizza", derived from shrodinger's cat. can be used in a lot of ways

The burger i bought yesterday is probably shrodinger's pizza by now, i should check it later

by IMakeDumbExpressions October 23, 2022

shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022

shrodingers flirt

Where your flirting or not based entirely on whether or not they're into it

Idk if we we kidding or not, it the shrodingers flirt bro

by RavingRav3n November 16, 2022