a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.
by Ducky House June 28, 2010
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Get the shiver splicker mug.noun. The female equivalent of limp dick.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.
A phenomenon that occurs when a female sees , smells, hears or envisions something so repugnant, horrifying and repulsive that her genitals dry up and fold back in on to themselves almost as if in hiding.
The smell of him was so vile it gave me instant shrivelgash.
You give me shrivelgash.
I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.
You give me shrivelgash.
I had a bad case of shrivelgash yesterday.
by Alana V. Weatom November 24, 2011
Get the shrivelgash mug.a dog that wishes to undertake a bowel movement, stops and strains with its tail in the air. the tail quivers with the strain as it shivets, or undertakes shivetting
by amanda jones November 27, 2012
Get the Shivetting mug.A fragile noodle of condensed poop accumulated in the urethra of a male from hours of strenuous anal sex. Extraction of a sliver tootsie can be difficult at times when corn or a loose nut block the fecal matter from escaping the penis.
I was banging her in the butt when I ejaculated and nothing came out. After another round of her sucking my cock, there was just a SLIVER TOOTSIE blocking the jizz. Luckily i didn't have Corn Tip.
by psylence July 11, 2015
Get the Sliver Tootsie mug.A shlaverage is a penis of average/normal length, not too big not too small. The length of it can be measured between 4 and 7 inches but this can vary depending on your culture. Usually used when the correct length is not known but the word can roughly describe the length.
How big are you? I'm shlaverage.
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