Skip to main content

shlitoris

1. When someone is trying to say shitty and clitoris in the same sentence and slur the words together.

2. A feminine body part one does not want to be familiarized with.
1. I tried to make Nancy orgasm but it wasn't working. Its like she has a shlitoris or something. I mean a shitty clitoris.

2. The smell when she opened her legs was unbearable because of her shlitoris.
by the Ezmeister September 8, 2010
mugGet the shlitoris mug.

Shlizzle

A variation of "shnizzle" which originated from "Shizzle" which comes from "Shit." Also, could mean something is cool, awesome, pleasurable, or pleasing to someone else.
"I just stepped in dog shlizzle." OR "Yo man, this girl's poo-nanner is the SHLIZZLE MY NIZZLE BIZZLE FO RIZZLE BUT KEEPIZZLE ITIZZLE ON THE DOWNLIZZLE."
by Joker X November 15, 2003
mugGet the Shlizzle mug.

Schlitzed

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.
I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013
mugGet the Schlitzed mug.

Shitzophrenia

That person uses to much shitzophrenia
by Enjeru June 20, 2007
mugGet the Shitzophrenia mug.

shlitzfragen de bounce

My personal word that describes all my hate very clearly. I use it when I go to the bathroom. I also use it when I clean my house, or read books. It must be said as loud as possible three times to summon the blue magical unicorn of mass torment. He kicks babies for me so that I may watch and be satisfied that justice is being served.
Shlitzfragen de bounce, shlitzfragen de bounce, shlitzfragen de bounce!
by Travis Wilson October 18, 2004
mugGet the shlitzfragen de bounce mug.

shitzu

No People! It is a zoo with no animals!
by Mitesh June 19, 2003
mugGet the shitzu mug.

Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.
"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."
by Landshark30 May 13, 2015
mugGet the Schlitz mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email