slophouse-shit-slinger

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.

Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.

by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

Slinger

1) Bong
2) Bong Hits

1) Dude, load up the slinger
2) Dude, load me a slinger

by mmmem January 6, 2004

pink yogurt headed slingers

boobies!! the girls!!! titties!! ....................................

Wow, look at those pink yogurt headed slingers bounce.

by playboychika13 April 27, 2008

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

salinger

A word to describe someone who is a scammer, fraud, or con-artist

80 per ticket? Tell that salinger guy he's ripping you off

by ixelasd November 27, 2019

Ink slinger

A person who can cum really far, usually up the back of someone after withdrawing from anal sex.

I was fucked by the biggest ink slinger last night. He pulled out and shot his cum so far up my back it splatted my hair.

That hunk is such an olympic ink slinger. He shot it so far it blew a hole in the wall!

by Talli Wacker February 8, 2018