Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.

He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

by Bobby222 May 26, 2009

shitting balls

To be extremely nervous.

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.

by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008

shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.

Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.

by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.

Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."

by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017

are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"

"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"

by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022