sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

Shelting

squeezing the tip of your dick so hard it bleeds

I was shelting so hard last night, i bled a river!

by gartttt March 27, 2024

Sexting

dirty talking; act of sending sexual text messages

could include explicit photos or videos

person 1: Hey, have you talked to Jeremy recently?
person 2: Yea, we’ve been sexting all night.

by jenny0432 June 5, 2024

Sexting

A way of having sex or talking about sex through messages or calls.

John was sexting.

by Wargom July 9, 2024

Sheating

The act of eating while taking a shit,

aka “eating while shitting”, or better put, “An immediate out with the old, and in with the new.”

A: “I love to sheat!”
B: “you love to shit?”

A: “No, I love sheating! Shitting while I eat!”
B: “You sicken me more and more everyday dude.”

by Captaincube January 21, 2026

Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.

Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.

by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024

smooth sexting

electronically sending pictures of attractive women wearing nice clothing, primarily clothing with a smooth finish, such as a full length black leather coat.

I do smooth sexting to my email with my cell phone. Sexting is just plain smooth when you're over 21.

by Mr. 911 February 11, 2009