Ed Sheeran, also known as "Ed Shweeran", is a British island boi and leader of the "Sheerio" religion.He makes brilliant music for people like madelorne,he tends to have mental breakdowns and describes himself as bwocken and emu. support him pwease.
He can often be spotted watching England matches alongside his wife Cherry (cheeky)
He can often be spotted watching England matches alongside his wife Cherry (cheeky)
by kakabebemilfs June 30, 2021
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by Phoenix2107 November 8, 2022
Get the ed sheeran syndrome mug.Its a girl, a girl that is like no other. A girl that will blow your mind just when she looks at you! She is kind to everyone and always will be. Her looks are off the charts, and doesn't even realize it. Her smile.... will take your breath away! If god himself saw that smile he would die of a heart attack! She is my everything and always will be! She is the reason why i fight, the reason that I live! Courtney Jean Sheehan, I love you!
A girl that you love more then anyone in the world, a girl that when you just think about her you go crazy. This girl doesn't have to be Courtney Jean Sheehan but can be any girl that you truly love, want to spend the rest of your life with.
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Get the Ed Sheeran mug.The name Sheeva derives from the anciest persian scripts that were once lost but recently found in the historical village of wastegashizi near the capital Tehran. Sheeva was a god of the time, she had a large chest and nice tanned skin with beautiful black hair, however she had the mouth of a toilet.
"Dont be such a Sheeva"
"Your mums face looks like Sheeva blud"
"That girls beaver looks like Sheeva"
"I need to go take a Sheeva"
"Your mums face looks like Sheeva blud"
"That girls beaver looks like Sheeva"
"I need to go take a Sheeva"
by John Smith Akbar Patel July 30, 2007
Get the sheeva mug.Ed Sheeran is a cheeky ginger with such amazing talent that when you listen to his music, caramel and chocolate syrup will pour out of your ears because his voice is so sweet.
Sheerio: *freaks out whenever a math symbol is shown*
Reasons to hate Ed Sheeran
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-None
-He
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-Fucking
-Angel.
Reasons to hate Ed Sheeran
-There
-Are
-None
-He
-Is
-A
-Fucking
-Angel.
by (/ °-°)/ August 18, 2014
Get the Ed Sheeran mug.A rea ass bitch who's down for anything. She aint no sleazy beezy, the sleeeeeaz makes its way to HER and if you wanna match her steez....I personally suggest you dont because it is damn near IMPOSSIBLE! Smooth and crazy as can be this motha fuckin hoe aint no motha fuckin HOE. Get at this cunt cause she worth a milli freal.
Tyrone:DAAAAAAAAMN that bitch is foooiiiine man check the buns on that girl!!!!
TOEneesha:yee ty ty but check out dat FACE!
Tyrone:nigga that just put me outta ma PLACE.
TOEneesha:yo check out that fairy ass lookin yarbo butch next to her though...
Tyrone:DAAAAAAMN SHEENASTY !
TOEneesha:Maybe cause its shee-naaaaaaas-teeeeeeeee!
TOEneesha:yee ty ty but check out dat FACE!
Tyrone:nigga that just put me outta ma PLACE.
TOEneesha:yo check out that fairy ass lookin yarbo butch next to her though...
Tyrone:DAAAAAAMN SHEENASTY !
TOEneesha:Maybe cause its shee-naaaaaaas-teeeeeeeee!
by Gregolio Barnoldie October 20, 2008
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