sheit

(interjection)
From the Jive dialect, circa the 1970's, meaning, "Golly!"

Jiveman #1: Sheit, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.)
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Yes, he is wrong for doing that.)
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.)
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.)
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.)
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(How true!)
Together: Sheit!
(Golly!)
-From the movie Airplane!

by ChodaBoy September 23, 2004

roast beef sheets

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat

Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.

by Exotic Carnivore November 27, 2009

sheet faced

A term for the appearance of someone who has just risen from bed, and is bearing the marks of their pillow.

I woke late for work, and left the house still sheet faced.

by Cpt.Flint September 10, 2005

sheits

it is a new "hip" way of saying the word "shit" in a specific context.. You CANNOT use this word in the context of meaning the object of "shit".. The perfect example of a situation you could use it in is in the Example section below!

P.s This word is usually used express a "shocking" reaction

Ammar: "Miki brruh, I forgot the green =/"
Miki: "Sheits!"

by Youber February 25, 2014

take a spin in the sheets

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.

hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?

by vuck January 31, 2010

sheetz

sheetz is an incredible gas station found in the united states with incredible bathrooms

I like to yeet at Sheetz.

by expressionofdepression November 28, 2018

sheet rule

instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.

during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule

by will38373830 March 28, 2007