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The sedurburge

A teacher that gets fired for having sexual activity with a student
the sedurburge
by RICK J Olsen December 13, 2016
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d’shed

The state of mind in which the toxins of the marijuana plant are inhaled through some sort of extraterrestrial device allowing the smoke to fill your lungs causing a sensational feeling known as D’SHED.

Synonyms: high, baked, lit, soaring, supercalifragilistexpialidopeness, tarted, sautéed.

Symptoms of being d’shed include: ultimate testicular satisfaction, feeling in which you are in the game of fortnite, creating a knew language, starting a nation, ability to use 100% of your brain at once.
Chad I got so frickin d’shed last night.

You mothafuckas tryna get d’shed n shit?

Good afternoon my fellow peers would you like to indulge into another state of mind known as “d’shed” via burning fumes of the devils lettuce
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Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
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Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone
Just booked a shag shed for us.
by Lilith666 March 23, 2019
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school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.
Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”
by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019
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Weapon of Crass Seduction

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."

"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."

There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
by Benncm November 30, 2011
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building a shed over a dead tool

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"
by chscobblestone February 27, 2014
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