d’shed 

The state of mind in which the toxins of the marijuana plant are inhaled through some sort of extraterrestrial device allowing the smoke to fill your lungs causing a sensational feeling known as D’SHED.

Synonyms: high, baked, lit, soaring, supercalifragilistexpialidopeness, tarted, sautéed.

Symptoms of being d’shed include: ultimate testicular satisfaction, feeling in which you are in the game of fortnite, creating a knew language, starting a nation, ability to use 100% of your brain at once.

Chad I got so frickin d’shed last night.

You mothafuckas tryna get d’shed n shit?

Good afternoon my fellow peers would you like to indulge into another state of mind known as “d’shed” via burning fumes of the devils lettuce

d’shed by i pull up and whip on ur bitch June 22, 2018

She'd get it 

person stating that they would have sex with the person

boy 1:how fit is cheryl cole
boy 2: yeah man, she'd get it

She'd get it by Luke_0012 January 9, 2011

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

she'd give a dog a bone by Nick D May 18, 2004

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

She'd get it in the face 

When a hot woman/female would get skeeted in the face

Guy 1: Mealing is a wanker
Guy 2: Hahahaha yeah
-Hot woman walks past-
Guy 1: She'd get it in the face

She'd get it in the face by Cockmaster123456789 December 24, 2008

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself 

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

if she was chocolate she'd eat herself by jamboree08 May 28, 2008