Canadian Security Intelligence Service

lego classified people lmfao

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao

by Lego Classified September 8, 2022

National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.

The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.

by Breedbot December 31, 2022

pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023

blick security

To have a pistol for protection

I'm not worried, I have blick security.

by Lex Luther joz knight September 17, 2023

blick security

To have a fire arm. And willing to use it to stop trespassers and protect your home.

I purchased a pistol because I needed blick security.

by Annn9868 September 17, 2023

Fnaf Security Breach

The biggest pile of dogshit I've ever seen

<idiot> Have you played Fnaf Security Breach

<me> No that game is dogshit

by LeftyFnaf1 March 31, 2024

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024