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Scottish knees 

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".
That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

Scottish Turner 

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.
Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

Scottish Food 

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.
Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Scottish Food by Al Benedict July 29, 2013

Scottish Fudge 

Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"

Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
Scottish Fudge by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013

Scottish Banana 

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.
Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

scottish meat pie 

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie
scottish meat pie by RevsMenu October 8, 2016