British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.

Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry

by Donnie9 July 29, 2012

agent (sorry)

best person ever we love you you're so nice

person 1: hey do you know agent (sorry) ?
person 2: yes they're awesome!

by disparitie July 17, 2022

The Sorry Boys

"The Sorry Boys" are a comedy group on YouTube that make hilarious vids of un-scripted acts of them doing things like going to court, going to jail, starting a cult for entertainment purposes

The group consists of Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, Slimecicle, Philza Minecraft and Ranboo

"Dude, have you watch the new video from The Sorry Boys?"

"Yeah, it was hilarious!"

by MilasNotHere April 11, 2023

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

cant... sorry

When someone really can but doesn't feel like doing the activity so then decides instead, it would be easier to just back out of the activity

Teacher "I can have you retake that test tomorrow, Tuesday, or Friday, after school"
Student "ugh... i cant... sorry

by owsawma bean ladders October 24, 2019

sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule

*ahh!! sorry jack!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

So soorry

Phrase said by a Canadian busisnessman who buys out your American company and then says this when it goes belly up and you are out of a job. Spelling is wierd because of the fucking accsent.

Mr. Canuck, why did all the accounts go away? I don't know in Canada we have too much work, Im So soorry?

So soory doesn't pay the fucking bills asshole or relieve any stress.

by bug man July 11, 2006