scheming

when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action

bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming

by bruce almighty aka god October 16, 2008

Scheponiked

To live a life with such shitty luck, that a triple amputee, diabetic Ethiopian would not want to trade places with you. Eventually this situation will lead you to have the excitement level of Eyore, and the pessimism of Piglet, resulting in your weeping quietly to yourself every morning after you've realized you did not die in your sleep.

After sneezing into a girl's face after your allergy medication fails to work you decide to give the gift of a stuffed animal. Then on the way to buy the gift, your car's windshield cracks after you turn on the heat. Once in the parking lot of K-mart, you are hit by a car, driven by a poor person, allowing you no retribution what so ever. You are then left on the ground of the K-mart parking lot, in a puddle of your own urine and tears, Scheponiked without a prayer.

by SlickTop April 29, 2009

scheming

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.

boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."

by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

schemey

A hibee
A scumball fae Leith who'll steal yer trainers for a bag of scag!
Also see numpty, hibee and steamer

Hibee: Alright chief, have ya goat a couple ay quid so ah can buy some scag
Jambo: Fuck off ya wee schemey bampot

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

scheme

1. an underhand plot

2.ya crew

i) person 1: ayo wat dey doin ova der!?
person 2: man dem girls be scheemin all day er day

ii) person 1: uh...wat dey doin here?
person 2: oh nah das jus ma scheme

by lil luh October 15, 2006

scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.

I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers

by Big Snigger August 5, 2006