Sarcasm

Something your English teacher loves to hand out

You: Mam/Miss/ Sir, did I do well in the test?
Teacher: Yes you did because you are soooo smart....... (This was sarcasm if you did not notice)

by Mr #Original May 9, 2015

sarcasm

Something that half of the world does not understand and/or get.

"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"

by EmotionalKid June 9, 2018

*sarcasm*

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

by Polyatomical July 8, 2011

Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

Sarcasm

Passive-aggressive lying; left-handed compliment

The student's use of sarcasm left the teacher dumb-founded.

by _Word Ex Machina_ November 26, 2019

Sarcasm

A way of Telling someone your opinion by saying the exact opposite of your opinion

The Percy Jackson movies are extremely book accurate and they did not do gover dirty - that sentence in dripping in Sarcasm

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

sarcasm

Commonly known as "faking it" when a woman fakes an orgasm during sex.

Guy: Did you cum?
Girl: I have never sarcasmed so hard in my life. thank you for nothing

by bittiboi June 20, 2020