A weed smoking individual who appears to resemble a smurf or referee. If you see a samir he is most likely to be addicted to marijuana.
Guy : "who's that ugly blue mother fucker with the striped t-shirt! He looks stoned!"
Guy 2: "oh that's samir"
Guy 2: "oh that's samir"
by abdulbinshabaz August 1, 2011
Get the Samir mug.1. one who dresses like a complete fag.
ex. tight red/green/blue skinny jeans, low, vibrant colored v-necks and excessively high spiked hair.
ex. tight red/green/blue skinny jeans, low, vibrant colored v-necks and excessively high spiked hair.
"Dude, you look like dan-smiertka today with your new jeans and shirt."
"You might want to brush your hair. It's looking a little like dan-smiertka's."
"You might want to brush your hair. It's looking a little like dan-smiertka's."
by lllllaaaaaaalalala :) January 8, 2009
Get the dan-smiertka mug.Normally a girl or gay guy, Sammers' are usually very smart, pretty, and very insane.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
They are usually very extreme when it comes to clothing, accessories, emotions, and hair (cut, style, color, etc.)
They are funny and sarcastic and are often referred to as "smart asses".
They are most likely shorter than they should be and very thin.
They look innocent but are in fact very vicious when angered.
They like techno and rock
and they love to sing and dance at random and somewhat awkward times.
Guy: Why is that girl skipping down the hallway with cat ears on her hoodie singing "Love me or hate me" by Lady Sovereign at the top of her lungs?
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
Girl: Oh, she's a Sammers.
by ohmaisammiisahmazeing March 27, 2009
Get the Sammers mug.n. A finishing maneuver during sexual intercourse;
Similar to the "money shot" but sloppier
See: "careless sploosh"
Similar to the "money shot" but sloppier
See: "careless sploosh"
Liam: "Hey man, I totally Andy Samberg'd my girl in the car earlier."
Peter: "I can tell, bro...it's everywhere."
Peter: "I can tell, bro...it's everywhere."
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