Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

spasticatedlittledonkey

weird , ugly , atrocious face , donkey face

don’t she look like a spasticatedlittledonkey

by dolphinnn February 17, 2023

Spasticunted

When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

by Bald Lee March 31, 2025

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

El Spastico

A football match between Manchester City and Manchester United

Manchester United drew 1-1 with Manchester City in the El Spastico on Saturday night

by WILODR April 5, 2024