Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spadikate

Just take any fucking verb and say "Spadikate" instead

"I spadikated all over the lawn yesterday"

by Jonytrolz October 20, 2014

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016

Spaded

Being fucked up and lucky at the same time.

"Damn dude, I was spaded last night. Had too much Tequila, I found a blue hunnid!"

by Southernstylin November 23, 2016

spadionk

When your Penis(male sex organ) gets full erect and you pull it down till you can't, then let go so it flings back up. It will hit your stomach and make the noise "spadionk".

SPADIONK!!!

by Rcas123 January 16, 2017

spadcooting

Eating 2 different types of food at the same time

Wow, did you see Jim spadcooting in the restaurant earlier?

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.

Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .

by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017