Watermelon Soup

A man that usually has a huge cock also he is always fucking this dude named trolly and listens to tik toks strait into his mic for hours on end and also is very hot with his hot ass abs and retarded ass surfboard PC.

This man called Watermelon Soup is finger banging everyone's moms

by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021

Soup Friend

1. A Friend/acquaintance you eat soup with.

2. Someone who drinks soup out of a women's Vagina using a straw

1. Hey I loving having you as my soup friend

2. Hey Gurl, do you wanna be my Soup friend tonight?...

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

Souped to death

A diet heavily weighted towards towards soup, which leads to extreme dislike of and aversion to soup. Frequently occurs during the winter months.

I am a man without protein. I stand before God today, severely souped to death.

by BetterThanACleanLie April 28, 2011

Desk Soup

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

Hearty Soup

N - A thick soup/stew that contains meat and potatoes.
N - A soup that contains an animal's heart

This hearty soup contains so much meat and potatoes!

by Soup Master January 3, 2011

soup hamper

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the soup hamper, will ya?!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Foot Soup

When your feet become so sweaty you're shoes absorb all sweat, resulting in soaked footwear. This is a common problem when not wearing socks in closed-toe footwear.

I forgot to bring socks in my gym bag and now I've made some hella rank foot soup!

by Anyoldname September 27, 2015