sofaphile

an adult that is sexually attracted to sofas

Don't sit there.
He's a sofaphile.

by Jizzle_Dizzle January 6, 2011

Sofa Soldier

A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.

My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"

by bob the driver September 18, 2016

Sofishtication

When you think you’re fancy but you can’t pronounce sophistication and you’re drumk.

Bitch, this dinner makes us sofishtication.

by botanicole21 November 11, 2017

Sonasexual

Sexual attraction to someone based on their voice alone, or sexual attraction to a voice itself. Formed of the root "sona" meaning "sound" or "intonation" with "sexual" meaning forming a sexual attraction to.

Person 1: "I absolutely love Peter Serafinowicz's voice! It's so amazing I'd want to bang him just to hear what it's like."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're a sonasexual."

by Bluelfears July 1, 2018

New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.

Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa

by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

Sofa king we tall did

An expression used to describe yourself, someone else or something as so fuckin' retarded. This expression is also popular for written communication that needs to avoid censorship. This expression is similar to the less frequently used, Sofa king we tall did.

Last night we were sofa king we tall did.

by rglass November 2, 2011

sofa loaf

State in which your dick is neither hard nor flaccid...It resemble the firmness of a loaf of bread.

Wow, after watching that hottie Rosie O'Donnell...I was sporting a pretty sweet sofa loaf.

by T@R December 31, 2006