sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.
Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch
by jawesome99 December 14, 2012
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snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.
"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."
by Orbyss June 02, 2011
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snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.
1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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Dragon Snatch

When a girl queefs and it stinks like dragon breath. Halitosis of the cunt. A pussy that smells like a rotting corpse in the summer. Rancid snatch.
As soon as she peeled off her panties, the whole room became filled with Dragon Snatch.
by Inspector Vaget December 08, 2018
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Alley Snatch

1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.

2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.

My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.

I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 21, 2020
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snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 20, 2014
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Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining
It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.
by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 04, 2013
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