The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.
Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
by DillDog693 January 19, 2020
Get the Simp sauce mug.When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.
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'Hello there, may I trouble you for a dr-ink?'
'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.'
'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.'
*Crash, bang! Oh, eeagh, waah! *thump.*
'*gasp.. This man is my exact double! *bigger gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee, here, Puff! Here, Puff!'
Homer Simpson is my God.
'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.'
'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.'
*Crash, bang! Oh, eeagh, waah! *thump.*
'*gasp.. This man is my exact double! *bigger gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee, here, Puff! Here, Puff!'
Homer Simpson is my God.
by All yor base r belong to us April 8, 2006
Get the homer simpson mug.A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.
Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
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Get the Simp mug.The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit!
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Get the Bart Simpson mug.An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.
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