Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

simon kaggwa njala

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.

- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)

by ireallylovemelons May 17, 2021

Simon Baker

An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.

"Simon Baker"

"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"

by Simonbakerfan August 16, 2008

semone

funny, sweet, chunky and cute. her amazing self confidence can make anyone feel comfortable around her.

i just met this amazing girl!!! she is SO semone!!

by kristina1097 November 3, 2010

Symone

A awesome, cool, sexy, nice, fun, loving, girl, she would make the best girl friend, and or best friend!

Symone is my best friend and the best one too!

by dudde.... September 5, 2011

simon stinkt

A popular german game similar to Simon Says,

you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.

Then he gets pissed off and cries.

Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!

by Bari July 1, 2005