Shreducator

A "shredder" is a person that shreds the gnar.

An educator is a person who educates.

Put those together and you get a person who educates a person to "shred the gnar"

Danny G is a "shreducator" at Beaver Creek.

by DanskytheMansky November 10, 2009

shredophile

(n) someone who is addicted to snowboarding or skiing. Not to be confused with a snowmosexual.

(Person 1) -- dude, its the third day of the season and Nate already has 30 hours on the mountain

(Person 2) -- I know bro, he's such a shredophile

(Nate) -- hey fuck you guys! You're just a bunch of jealous snowmosexual dickheads!

by GonzoTorpedo December 30, 2011

shreksuel

when you're sexually attracted to anyone in the shrek movies!!

omg, donkey is so hot, i think im shreksuel!!!

by lauraissempai May 26, 2017

Shredinator

This is the highest form of status one can achieve and is almost impossible to achieve, if somehow someone can achieve this the very dandruff they scratch off will cure can and give life to dead animals, when they look at the moon it smiles back at them and their genitalia will shine brighter then the sun

shredinator dude, what a killer kick flip

by Ch1cken Nugger August 25, 2017

shredtit

When you is titty fucking and u rip skin!!!!

Me a Jerome we’re titty fucking so hard that I shredtit!

by katie425 January 12, 2018

Shredup

A bitchass Chinese man with a thick mohawk, and highly MERKED. Usually the awkwardly sober one at parties. Never showers and living in a damp and musky environment.

He is such a dirty Shredup

by RogFederer March 7, 2019

Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

by barometersoup June 30, 2019