Shredded

Totally jacked and muscular

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded

by Heyayya May 31, 2023

shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.

"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"

by bigtiddies January 19, 2022

shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.

Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies

by アイウエオカキクケコ June 09, 2024

Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.

"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"

by Damiqua January 14, 2011

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 15, 2007