SHRED

To totally demolished, desecrate, eliminate and disintegrate a person.

Damn: Brody was Illin at the bar last night. I had to "SHRED" his ass in the parking lot. He thought he was gonna knock me off.

The next nigga that tries me I'm SHRED his ass. I'm to old to throw hands.

by OG Wisper LoCc November 15, 2023

[Shredded] Wheat

1.The severely disheveled appearance of hair and/or clothing after a night of heavy partying and debauchery.
2.The look of your hair after 3 days without a shower.
3.You shower but don't comb or brush your hair...ever.

Man, did you see Corn's hair this morning? Fully Shredded Wheat!
He must have been with Tattoo Woman again.

by Tahoetjd October 6, 2008

Shred

Another word for a Hoe or a Bitch

“Hey shred” “get away shred” “dumbass shred”

by FuckAB! March 15, 2023

shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.

Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies

by アイウエオカキクケコ June 9, 2024

shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.

Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!

by iamrrh April 11, 2020

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010