stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.

Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.

by QuacksO July 9, 2021

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Water Socking

When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.

Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.

by watersockingareus June 28, 2011

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Nut Socking T-Rex

A punch to the nuts so hard, it feels like a t-rex stood on your bois.

Greg got a good Nut Socking T-Rex the other day.

by Trednek7 June 24, 2020

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nebraska corn shucking

When you rub your body up against another persons body in sex for so long, your skin starts to wear off.

Your mom gave me a nebraska corn shucking last night!

by thebigwisconsinite August 26, 2015

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stockings

Stockings – (stock-ings) N: A pair of socks of diffrent lenths that go from the toes up to the knees, thighs, or waist that is typically made of nylon, silk, or wool. Used to cover up pale, nasty, bused, pasty, cut up, ugly, black and blue, or hairy legs of the ho’s typically at clubs or on first dates.

Dude check out that woman by the bar in stockings she must be covering up some nasty skeet rash.

by m&m2 July 12, 2006

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